Pie Piss by Cookies Seeds
 
Pie Piss is an exotic, high-impact hybrid from Cookies Seeds, blending the pungent, fuel-heavy San Diego Cat Piss × Moonbow with the classic Cherry Pie × Planet Purple lineage. As part of the Planet Purple Line, this strain is packed with intense flavour complexity, vibrant colours, and high resin production. With bold old-school genetics and a modern exotic twist, Pie Piss offers a uniquely diverse terpene profile, making it a standout selection for growers and connoisseurs alike.
 
Strain Information
 
Strain Name: Pie Piss
Strain Breeder: Cookies Seeds
Lineage: (San Diego Cat Piss × Moonbow) × (Cherry Pie × Planet Purple)
Genetics: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Seed Type: Feminised
Flowering Type: Photoperiod
Flowering Time: 8-9 weeks (Indoor & Outdoor)
Effect: Euphoric, mentally stimulating, deeply relaxing, and body-melting
Aroma: Sharp ammonia, sour cherry, creamy vanilla, and skunky fuel
Taste: Tart berries, earthy spice, gassy funk, and citrus candy
Height: Medium to tall with strong lateral growth
Yield:
Indoor: 400-450g/m²
Outdoor: 450-500g per plant
 
Strain Description
 
Pie Piss is an intensely potent, high-yielding strain with a bold mix of old-school funk and modern candy gas. The San Diego Cat Piss genetics bring a sharp, ammonia-like fuel aroma, while the Cherry Pie × Planet Purple lineage adds rich berry sweetness and deep resin production. Expect dense, trichome-covered buds with purple hues, bright green accents, and fiery orange pistils.
 
This strain offers a complex and long-lasting high, starting with an uplifting cerebral rush before transitioning into a deeply relaxing body effect. The unique blend of sour cherry, creamy vanilla, and gassy funk makes Pie Piss a dream for flavour chasers.
 
With a wide range of phenotypic expressions, this strain provides an exciting opportunity for growers to select their ideal terpene profile and potency level.
 
Growing Information
 
Pie Piss is a vigorous, high-yielding strain, thriving in both indoor and outdoor environments. Growers should implement training techniques to maximize yield and ensure even bud development.
 
Flowering Time: 8-9 weeks
 
Yield Potential:
 
Indoor: 400-450g/m²
 
Outdoor: 450-500g per plant
 
Growth Characteristics:
 
Medium to tall plant with strong lateral branching
 
Benefits from SCROG (Screen of Green) and LST (Low-Stress Training) for even canopy management
 
High trichome production, making it ideal for extraction and hash production
 
Due to its dense buds, proper airflow and humidity control are necessary to prevent moisture buildup and enhance terpene retention.
 
Strain Flavour and Aromas
 
Pie Piss features an ultra-rich, funky terpene profile, blending:
 
Caryophyllene – Provides spicy, earthy, and gassy depth with calming effects
 
Limonene – Adds a bright citrus zest and an uplifting effect
 
Myrcene – Enhances musky, herbal notes and contributes to relaxation
 
The flavour is an intense mix of tart berries, creamy vanilla, citrus candy, and pungent fuel, creating a bold and unforgettable smoking experience.
 
Strain Lineage
 
Pie Piss is a unique fusion of legendary old-school and modern genetics:
 
San Diego Cat Piss × Moonbow: A combination of sharp, fuel-heavy terpenes and modern resin-heavy production.
 
Cherry Pie × Planet Purple:
 
Cherry Pie: Famous for its tart berry, creamy sweetness, and deep relaxation effects.
 
Planet Purple: A blend of Sherbidos × Moonbow, contributing rich colouration, high resin production, and a complex gas-heavy terpene profile.
 
This combination results in a highly versatile hybrid with an elite genetic background, delivering top-tier potency and flavour complexity.
 
Strain Summary
 
Pie Piss is an ultra-potent, old-meets-new hybrid, combining sharp ammonia-fuel funk with sweet cherry-vanilla terps. With deep purple hues, heavy resin production, and bold flavour notes, this strain is a standout in the Planet Purple Line.
 
With an 8-9 week flowering time, strong yield potential, and high extraction quality, Pie Piss is perfect for both top-shelf flower and premium concentrates. Whether you're looking for knockout potency, exotic flavour, or vibrant aesthetics, Pie Piss is a next-level hybrid that stands out in any grow.
 
 
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