Crystal M.E.T.H – Dr Underground Seeds


An intense psychedelic hybrid for thrill-seekers, Crystal M.E.T.H offers mind-expanding effects, bold sativa flavours, and monster yields — this isn’t your typical strain, it's a trip beyond.


Introduction:

Crystal M.E.T.H by Dr Underground Seeds is a daring, sativa-dominant hybrid designed for those who crave intensity, euphoria, and mind-expanding experiences. By merging Destroyer (Cannabiogen) with the yield monster Critical Mass (Bilbo cut), this strain brings together electric, psychedelic highs with formidable harvests. Its name says it all — expect an experience that’s bright, fast, and euphoric, ideal for adventurous consumers who enjoy strong mental effects and creative energy over sedation.


Strain Information:

Strain Name: Crystal M.E.T.H

Strain Breeder: Dr Underground Seeds

Lineage: Destroyer × Critical Mass (Bilbo cut)

Genetics: Indica / Sativa hybrid (Sativa-dominant in effect)

Seed Type: Feminised

Flowering Type: Photoperiod

Flowering Time: 8–10 weeks indoors; October harvest outdoors

Effect: Psychedelic, uplifting, euphoric, creative, and mentally immersive

Aroma: Sharp skunk with spicy and musky undertones

Taste: Spicy sativa with tangy, cheese-like skunk notes

Height: Medium to tall; highly vigorous growth

Yield: Indoors 500–700 g/m²; Outdoors 800–1000 g/plant


Strain Description:

Crystal M.E.T.H is built for those who want cannabis that pushes the boundaries. This strain offers an electrifying, heady experience that’s as visual and immersive as it is euphoric. The high comes on fast and powerful, delivering waves of energy, focus, and introspection that can easily veer into the psychedelic. It’s not a mellow smoke — instead, it’s a stimulating, almost hallucinogenic journey suited for creative pursuits or deep, laughter-filled conversations. Despite its sativa-dominant nature, the addition of Critical Mass ensures high resin production and impressively dense yields.


Growing Information:

Crystal M.E.T.H is a vigorous grower with explosive vertical and lateral expansion. For indoor growers, Dr Underground recommends initiating flowering early — even directly from 12/12 — to control its height. This strain thrives in hydroponic or aeroponic systems, where it can unleash its full potential. Indoors, yields between 500–700 g/m² are achievable, while outdoor plants can easily surpass 1 kg under optimal sunlight and nutrition. Its sturdy branches and strong structure can support the heavy, skunky buds it produces, making it a rewarding strain for experienced cultivators who enjoy managing high-energy sativas.


Flavour and Aromas:

Crystal M.E.T.H hits the senses with a bold and unmistakable scent — earthy skunk infused with spicy, tangy sativa notes and a distinct cheese-like undertone. Its flavour follows suit, offering a complex blend of sharp spice and savoury funk that lingers on the palate. The terpene profile is likely rich in myrcene (for its earthy, grounding base), caryophyllene (bringing the spicy kick), and terpinolene or humulene for that distinctive sativa sharpness and pungent finish.


Strain Lineage:

The cross of Destroyer and Critical Mass creates a perfect storm of potency and productivity. Destroyer — a pure, exotic sativa famed for its transcendental and long-lasting high — provides the intense cerebral effects and high-energy buzz. Critical Mass (Bilbo cut) contributes its legendary bud density, yield potential, and skunky-cheese aroma. The resulting hybrid is a fast-growing, high-yielding strain that marries sativa power with practical cultivation traits.


Effects:

Expect a soaring, mind-bending high that can feel almost psychedelic at peak intensity. The effects begin with a rapid mental lift, heightening focus, creativity, and sensory perception. Colours may seem brighter, music more immersive, and laughter comes easily. As time passes, a soft physical relaxation rounds out the experience without dulling its vibrant mental energy. This is a strain best enjoyed in social or creative settings, or when seeking a full-on cerebral adventure.


Strain Summary:

Crystal M.E.T.H by Dr Underground Seeds is a sativa-dominant masterpiece that fuses intensity with productivity. With its potent psychedelic high, complex skunk-spice flavour, and enormous yields, it’s designed for connoisseurs and thrill-seekers who want their cannabis to be an experience, not just a smoke. Whether grown indoors or outdoors, it rewards with resinous, aromatic buds and an unforgettable effect that pushes the limits of what a hybrid can deliver. Crystal M.E.T.H is a trip in every sense — bold, beautiful, and mind-expanding.


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