Critical VIP by VIP Seeds
 
Critical VIP by VIP Seeds is a perfectly balanced 50% indica, 50% sativa hybrid, combining the heavy production and rich flavour of Afghan genetics with the vigorous growth and robustness of Skunk. Known for its large, dense, crystal-covered buds, this strain is highly valued for both its ease of cultivation and its strong, long-lasting effects. With an exceptionally fast flowering period and impressive yields, it’s a favourite among growers seeking both efficiency and quality.
 
Strain Information
 
Strain Name: Critical VIP
Strain Breeder: VIP Seeds
Lineage: Afghan × Skunk
Genetics: 50% Indica / 50% Sativa
Seed Type: Feminised
Flowering Type: Photoperiod
Flowering Time: 7-9 weeks (55-65 days) indoors / Outdoor harvest in September
Effect: Strong, long-lasting, mind-stimulating yet physically relaxing
Aroma: Earthy, skunky with sweet and spicy undertones
Taste: Sweet, earthy, with hints of citrus and spice
Height: Medium to tall
Yield: 
Indoors: 500 g/m²
Outdoors: 500-700 g per plant
 
Strain Description
 
Critical VIP is a hybrid strain that offers the best of both indica and sativa worlds. It boasts a strong yet balanced effect, stimulating the mind while deeply relaxing the body, making it ideal for both creative activities and unwinding. The strain’s Afghan genetics contribute to its powerful, long-lasting high, while the Skunk lineage ensures vigorous growth and enhanced yields.
 
The buds are large, dense, and coated in thick layers of trichomes, making them visually appealing and highly potent. With a flowering period of just 7-9 weeks, it is one of the fastest-producing high-yielding strains available. Its pungent, skunky aroma with sweet and spicy undertones enhances the overall experience, while the flavour offers a rich, earthy taste with subtle citrus hints.
 
Growing Information
 
Critical VIP is a low-maintenance strain, making it an excellent choice for both novice and experienced growers. It thrives in both indoor and outdoor environments and adapts well to various growing techniques.
 
Indoor Cultivation: With a short flowering time of 55-65 days, it produces up to 500 g/m². It responds well to SCROG (Screen of Green) and SOG (Sea of Green) techniques, which maximise yield and efficiency in limited space.
 
Outdoor Cultivation: It flourishes in mild to warm climates and is typically ready for harvest in September, producing between 500-700 g per plant under optimal conditions.
 
This strain does not require special care, making it a hassle-free option for those seeking high yields with minimal effort.
 
Strain Flavour and Aromas
 
Critical VIP has a classic, pungent skunky aroma with rich earthy and sweet notes. It carries subtle spicy undertones, likely due to its Afghan lineage, along with a hint of citrus freshness.
 
The dominant terpenes include:
 
Myrcene – Provides earthy and musky notes, enhancing relaxation.
 
Caryophyllene – Contributes to its spicy and slightly peppery flavour, adding a depth to the aroma.
 
Limonene – Introduces a subtle citrus touch, brightening the overall profile.
 
On the inhale, users experience a sweet yet earthy taste, followed by a mild citrus and spicy aftertaste.
 
Strain Lineage
 
Critical VIP is derived from two legendary strains:
 
Afghan (Critical Mass Lineage) – Known for its sedative and body-relaxing effects, along with dense, resin-rich buds. Afghan genetics contribute to Critical VIP’s strong physical effects and rich flavour profile.
 
Skunk – A vigorous, high-yielding hybrid that adds robust growth, improved structure, and a pungent, skunky aroma to the mix. Skunk also enhances THC potency and overall resilience.
 
This hybridisation results in a perfectly balanced strain with intense effects, rapid growth, and heavy yields.
 
Strain Summary
 
Critical VIP by VIP Seeds is a fast-flowering, high-yielding hybrid that offers a powerful, long-lasting experience. With its balanced indica-sativa effects, it is perfect for those seeking a creative boost followed by deep relaxation. The sweet, earthy, and slightly spicy aroma and taste make it a delight for cannabis enthusiasts.
 
For growers, Critical VIP is one of the easiest and most rewarding strains to cultivate, delivering abundant resin-covered buds in a short time. Whether grown indoors or outdoors, this strain consistently produces top-quality results, making it a favourite among both commercial and personal cultivators.
 
 
Disclaimer:
All seeds sold at Breeders Collective are strictly intended as souvenirs and for preservation purposes. We do not condone or encourage breaking any laws regarding cannabis. It is your responsibility to research and adhere to the laws in your jurisdiction regarding the purchase, possession, and use of cannabis seeds.